FAKE ASS FRIENDS!!!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: NEVER ASK FOR FOOD
REAL FRIENDS: ARE THE REASON YOU HAVE NO FOOD
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: CALL YOUR PARENTS MR AND MRS
REAL FRIENDS: CALL YOUR PARENTS DAD AND MOM
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG
REAL FRIENDS: WOULD SIT NEXT TO YOU SAYING "DAMN … WE FUCKED UP… BUT
THAT SHIT WAS FUN!!!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: NEVER SEE YOU CRY
REAL FRIENDS: CRY WITH YOU
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: BORROW YOUR STUFF FOR A FEW DAYS THEN GIVE IT BACK
REAL FRIENDS: KEEP YOUR SHIT SO LONG THEY FORGET ITS YOURS
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU
REAL FRIENDS: COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOU WITH DIRECT QUOTES FROM YOU
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND IF THAT’S WHAT THE CROWD IS DOING
REAL FRIENDS: WILL KICK THE WHOLE CROWD ASS THAT LEFT YOU
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: WOULD KNOCK ON YOUR FRONT DOOR
REAL FRIENDS: WALK RIGHT IN AND SAY "I’M HOME!!!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: ARE FOR AWHILE
REAL FRIENDS: ARE FOR LIFE
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: WILL TAKE YOUR DRINK AWAY WHEN THEY THINK YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH
REAL FRIENDS: WILL LOOK AT YOU STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SAY "BITCH
DRINK THE REST OF THAT, YOU KNOW WE DON’T WASTE"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: WILL TALK SHIT TO THE PERSON WHO TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU
REAL FRIENDS: WILL KNOCK THEM THE FUCK OUT
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: WILL JUST READ IT
REAL FRIENDS: WILL SEND YOU A MESSAGE AFTER READING THIS
